browngirlinterrupted:

I’m tryna twerk on ya beard

mattnolan would crumble under my fantasy team: Mr Steal Ya Squirrel

theatrefetish:

Things girls look for in a boy:
•Day Man
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone

so I went to a fantasy football draft and think I acquired quite the bitchin’ team

iamtonysexual:

when u keep losin the boss fight